Ah yes,
you know the clichés, Indian restaurant. Flock wallpaper. Numerous
pissed-up student rugby types downing numerous pints of lager. Balti dishes
piled high with flamboyantly coloured chicken sitting under a strange orange
slick that’s 1% turmeric, 10% yoghurt and 89% cooking oil. A plate
of garishly speckled pilau rice, a dollop of inedibly hot lime pickle and
naan bread so rubbery the Michelin man would think twice about using it
as underpants.
No doubt such places still exist (those after-last-orders lager-aholics
have got to eat somewhere), but Kathmandu’s latest manifestation at
the foot of Colston Tower in downtown Bristol bears about as much resemblance
to the stereotype as Michael Caines’s gaff bears to a Berni Inn. From
the moment you walk through the door, the atmosphere is classy, restrained
and elegant. Waitresses in Nepalese dress glide noiselessly across the granite
floor and present a menu which, while it boasts the kind of mind-boggling
array of Kormas, bhunas et al you’d expect to find in yer neighbourhood
takeaway (in which trade, of course, Kathmandu made a seriously respected
name for itself in Easton for close on 25 years), also includes fare a lot
less ordinary, most notably in its Nepalese section. There are more authentically
Himalayan dishes chalked up on the specials board but, to be honest , there
are already enough unknown pleasures as it is, and with the aid of an entirely
serviceable house rioja, a bowl of spicy nibbles and an attractive, well-informed
maitre d’, Venue sets about negotiating a choice which extends from
reliable standards to mouth-watering exotia.
In the end, the pair of us decide to go for both extremes. My partner heroically
opts for a chicken korma on the grounds that “I want to know if they
can do the ordinary stuff as well”, while I plumb for sea bass nani,
a dish which, given that Nepal is both landlocked and extremely mountainous,
somewhat curiously purports to be traditional Nepalese. What the hell. The
nani bit, made with specially imported Nepalese spices, clearly is.
Before that lot arrives, however, there are the not inconsiderate foothills
of pre-starters to surmount, and these prove to be good training for what’s
to follow. The poppadom and condiments round-robin is an appetizing blend
of sharp, sweet and sneakily spicy (watch out for the deep red chilli dip),
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while our starters proper take the meal up to a level
with a lip-smacking combo of flavours. On the one hand, there’s
chat masala, a fragment mint and chickpea concoction which is almost as
addictive as nicotine. On the other, there’s wo, a traditional festive
food (you can taste them Kathmandu streets in the smoky chicken and lamb)
which, if it was sold at Ashton Court, would threaten to put most other
food stalls out of business.
And so, as it were to the summit. Both main dishes, that modest chicken
korma and the more extravagant sea bass nani, more than live up to expectations.
The korma is reportedly “scrumptious”, delicately flavoured
and grease-free (no yoghurty slicks here), while the nani boasts two nicely
cooked bass fillets sat alongside asparagus and butter beans beneath a
sumptuously creamy source. A lush spinach sag bhaji, subtly spiced alloo
tarkari (potatoes), pilau rice and naan provide the necessary accompaniment,
and instead of coagulating into a big, horrible, tastebud-destroying curry-esque
mess, each flavour(mustard seeds, pomegranate seeds, coriander, things
i’ve never heard of) holds its own without becoming overpowering.
Now feeling somewhat less elegant than the decor, we
round things of with a delicious pistachio and almond kulfi and a slightly
disappointing Kathmandu sundae (drop the over-aerated cream, guys) before
concluding, over coffee, that here we have definitely top-notch Indian/Nepalese
cuisine, a real eye-opener for anyone who thinks Indian food begins and
ends with chicken tikka or that Pacific Rim fusion chefs have a monopoly
on modern pan-Asian cookery. OK, so the location might not be ideal (watching
the Colston Hall turning out at 10pm isn’t exactly the highpoint
of the evening) but everything else is pretty much on the button.
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